So far, these are my favorite Da Vinci Movie Review lines

• "You know a movie's a dud when even its self-flagellating albino killer monk isn't any fun."
  
  - John Beifuss, COMMERCIAL APPEAL (MEMPHIS, TN)
  
  

• "So Dark, the Con of Dan...."
  
  - Joe Utichi, FilmFocus
  
  

• "Way too long and duller than watching Da Vinci's paint dry...."
  
  - Edward Douglas, ComingSoon
  
  
  
• "Here's the gospel on The Da Vinci Code: It's a total snore."
  
  - Tom Long, DetroitNews